Breaking: Area Freshman Believes They Are Invincible After Pulling First All-Nighter

An unknown freshman was spotted last week streaking down the hallways of the new building, yelling “I AM F**KING UNSTOPPABLE” at the top of their voice. Said freshman had apparently started and completed their physics lab the previous night, and was later seen walking around the school, muttering “life is but a trivial game” to nobody in particular.

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