Plans to Remove Ad Hoc Coffee Lead to Student Revolt

Recently, multiple students heard about the possibility of removing the barrels of Ad Hoc coffee to “help students with their caffeine addictions.”  The news spread like wildfire and by the next day the administration found that everybody came to school in zombie makeup. “We decided to dress up as zombies to show what we would become without coffee!” said one anonymous senior. The teachers laughed at the students at first, but grew startled as the zombie makeup became increasingly realistic. The next day, the administration announced that the coffee would be reinstated, and within five minutes of Ad Hoc, all the coffee was gone.

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