The Dark Room: Enjoy the smell of chemicals while slow dancing under the soft orange light. Thanks to Holton’s boombox you will probably hear the same song fifteen times.
The Caf: Nab them a chocolate croissant and you will truly be a hero… otherwise toasting their bagel can be an equally nice gesture.
The Annex Link: While the lighting is perfect, chat and peer out of the windows and into the courtyard. Note — during the fall and spring you can observe the ~coolest~ of the freshman crowd.
The Language Lab: ….. There’s a Language Lab?
The Ping Pong Table: Enjoy a friendly flirtatious game until Targoff arrives to work on his strokes.
The Garden: Not sure where this one is? Ask Ian DiPietro… and if you still need a date he can help out with that too.
The Morse: Lots of stuff going on here. Balconies, lighting, Al Tulane…. About as romantic as it gets, folks.
The Old Swamp: A better location doesn’t exist. No tables, chairs, couches or seating of any kind. In fact, there isn’t anything there… So what I’m really saying is find yourself an ~egress~ because it sounds sexy.
Trinity House: A good place to be…. If you know how to get in.
Mr. Allman’s Office: Head on over to the head of school and give a rant on the state of traditions in our failing community. They’ll fall right in love.