Wednesday– This morning, The Garlic achieved something previously thought impossible. That’s right, as faithful Garlic reader Thomas Triedman ’20 logged on to catch up with yesterday’s Daily Dish, the hit counter in the bottom left corner of the website finally ticked to 10,000. Although there may not have been confetti, there certainly was an overwhelming feeling of existential despair as we at The Garlic felt nothing and questioned what we were doing with our lives. 10,000 people have opened up a page on The Garlic. We want to feel good about bringing smiles to the people of Trinity School, but that seems to be overshadowed by the endless sinking void in our hearts. Even though we’re emotionally devastated, you don’t have to be! Keep hitting that ticker– we’re confident that 15,000 hits will make us remember a simpler time and maybe bring back that warm feeling we lost so many years ago.